♪ Badger: In summation, I think you just gotta not do it, man. Those horrible crooks so different in looks, were nonetheless equally mean. He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living. He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider, which he makes from his apples. His food is homemade donuts with smashed up goose livers injected into them. He's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf, and his chin would be underwater in the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet. He eats three chickens every day for breakfast, lunch, supper, and dessert. He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros. Walt Boggis is a chicken farmer, probably the most successful in the world. This is Boggis, Bunce, and Bean three of the meanest, nastiest, UGLIEST farmers in the history of this valley. You're borrowing at nine-and-a-half with no fixed rate, plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country for someone of your type of species. Wrap this wet, little mutt in a newspaper, and put him in a box with some holes punched in the top.ĭialogue Badger: Don't buy this tree, Foxy. ![]() They took everything? Let me call you back, Petey.That's just weak songwriting! You wrote a BAD song, Petey!.We got the tail, but we missed the fox.So tomorrow night, we'll camp in the bushes, wait for him to come out of the hole in the tree, and shoot the cuss to smithereens. But I already figured out where this fox lives. He's very clever, isn't he? Might be a bit difficult, I suppose. Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?.But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there? I love you, but I never should've married you.If what I think is happening is happening, it better not be.So let's raise our boxes - to our survival. And even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I've ever met in my life. I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together. Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake - but at least they've got stars on them. They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it's fully detachable - see? They say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will. They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it's cool to the paw - try it. ![]() and YOU shot off my tail! I'm not leaving here without that necktie! I will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boy's safe return. Move the station wagon and open the manhole cover below the foot of the drainpipe next to the cobbler shop, and meet me there today at 10 AM sharp. ![]() "Dear Farmers Boggis, Bunce, and Bean, I have no alternative but to agree to your terms.But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant. I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing: reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other.What the cuss, where'd this giant fence come from?! We had a master plan!.We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission.
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